Sunday, April 24, 2011

What would Potter Stewart say?

So...is this porn?

It probably wouldn't meet most people's definition. But if "titilating" is a facet of that definition, it seemed to fall somewhere in that camp for me tonight. If you've read my last few posts, you won't be surprised to know that I needed to escape...rephrase: I wanted to escape, from this place, from this marriage. So on my phone I googled "esquire women we love," in search of something that I knew would be fair and fleshy but without actual nudity, since, for whatever wacko, ignobly pharisiacal reason(s), I don't cross that line anymore -- or at least haven't for many, many moons. Please hold your applause.

Off the top of the image results page leapt this shot of Ditta von Teese. I don't know who she is, but she's got that Tease part right, and what ensued was the first time in a long time that I've m'd with an actual physical or digital image in front of me.

Maybe I should feel worse than I do. Or maybe I'm past feeling.

Oooh, wait -- I just read in that Wiki article that she was married briefly to Marilyn Manson. Yick! Now I don't just feel bad, I feel gross!

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